Robyn & Karlie's rules for dating (Part 1)
Lately Karlie and I have been pondering qualities in mates and/or general rules for dating. We have decided upon the following:
(1) Commenting on our body parts (i.e. "nice tits") automatically disqualifies you from the game, thanks for playing.
(2) Having a hump or a limp does not automatically disqualify you from the game. In fact as Karlie keenly noted, humps can be loveable (see picture).
(3) It might be better to date someone with consistently bad hair than someone who has beautiful hair, due to the fact that mr. good hair will inevitabley shave his head making him unattractive and chilly.
(4) Even good hair cannot make a long-distance relationship not suck.
posted by Robyn @ 8:21 PM
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4 Comments:
we rule.
haha... part 2 better come soon!
For me one of my biggest rules is that they must love animals...and above all cats!! Yes, I know, this is odd. Peace from deh pirate
Robyn,
yes, i got the package and loved it!! Thanks sooooo much! I sent you a text message, but it must have been lost in transmission. Oh well, it was amazing and I ate the baby ruth instantly. I am still working on the gum, and the heart candy was gone in 30 seconds. I'm like a savage beast when it comes to food from the US!
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